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[PREORDER] The Guy Sure Looks Like Plant Food To Me (Signed Novella)

[PREORDER] The Guy Sure Looks Like Plant Food To Me (Signed Novella)

Santana Knox

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This is a signed preorder of the novella 'The Guy Sure Looks Like Plant Food To Me' by Santana Knox!

 

Release date: September 30, 2025

Estimated shipping: Early October 2025 (earlier if possible)

If you order other items with this book, ALL ITEMS will ship together. If you want the other items earlier, please make a separate purchase. 

 

♪ ♬ THE FLOWERS THAT KILL IN THE SPRING - TRA - LA - LA ♬ 

From the best-selling author of Heartless Heathens, TGSLLPFTM is a killer rom-com, feel-good, magical short story about fated love blooming in the most unexpected of places.

Blurb:

I'VE GIVEN HER SUNSHINE

I’ve given her dirt

She's given me much more

Than I ever deserved.

I’m begging you sweetly

I’m down on my knees

Oh, please,

KILL FOR ME

 

TGSLLPFTM Is a novella inspired by Roger Corman’s The Little Shop of Horrors

Tropes:

  • Novella
  • Fated soulmates
  • Sapphic
  • Plant biologist & witch
  • Sentient plant as an attack dog
  • Men as fertilizer
  • Bone soup
  • Why would a man be there?

 

Content Warnings: 

  • N/A
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