This is a signed preorder of the novella 'The Guy Sure Looks Like Plant Food To Me' by Santana Knox!

Release date: September 30, 2025

Estimated shipping: Early October 2025 (earlier if possible)

If you order other items with this book, ALL ITEMS will ship together. If you want the other items earlier, please make a separate purchase. 

♪ ♬ THE FLOWERS THAT KILL IN THE SPRING - TRA - LA - LA ♬ ♪

From the best-selling author of Heartless Heathens, TGSLLPFTM is a killer rom-com, feel-good, magical short story about fated love blooming in the most unexpected of places.

Blurb:

I'VE GIVEN HER SUNSHINE

I’ve given her dirt

She's given me much more

Than I ever deserved.

I’m begging you sweetly

I’m down on my knees

Oh, please,

KILL FOR ME

TGSLLPFTM Is a novella inspired by Roger Corman’s The Little Shop of Horrors

Tropes:

• Novella
• Fated soulmates
• Sapphic
• Plant biologist & witch
• Sentient plant as an attack dog
• Men as fertilizer
• Bone soup
• Why would a man be there?

Content Warnings: 

• N/A