{"product_id":"preorder-how-not-to-fall-into-a-small-town-christmas-romance-signed-book","title":"[PREORDER] How Not to Fall into a Small Town Christmas Romance (Signed Book)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is a \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003epreorder\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e of '\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eHow Not to Fall into a Small Town Christmas Romance' by Giuliana Locay!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRelease date: \u003c\/strong\u003eNovember 20, 2026 \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEstimated Shipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e Early December 2026 (earlier if possible!)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eIf you order other items with this book, ALL ITEMS will ship together. If you want the other items earlier, please make a separate purchase. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlurb:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eListen. I've watched those holiday romances too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eI've yelled at the screen:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThat would never happen. She should keep the job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHe's too nice-what's his damage?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSo I know what a minefield a picturesque Vermont town is at Christmas if you don't want to find yourself taken in by one of these cheesy holiday movies, and get stuck in the small town you never quite felt a part of growing up. Especially if you're the token curvy Cuban.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eI'm only home to lick my wounds. The job I sold my soul for let me go. Once I figure out what's next for me. Im gone. I am not staying in Maple Ridge. no matter how cute the hometown hero is or how  much attentions he's paying me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eI have identified the tropes. I am steering clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAnd if that isn't enough to prove this isn't that same ol' holiday romance story you hear every year: now many of those nave two lions in Santa hats, a plastic toe on the mistletoe, a guayaber Santa, and a retainer used as an ornament?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWhat's that? Saying I won't fall for the cliché is a cliché?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWatch me not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat to Expect:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall Town Christmas\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrumpy x Sunshine (She's the grumpy one)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSecond Chance Romance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNosy Family\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContent Warnings: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Giuliana Locay","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55040572490074,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0761\/6302\/3194\/files\/CoverOptions_Preorders_9c6e24f6-30c9-486b-b4e4-bcdfe836954c.png?v=1792522285","url":"https:\/\/scribblesbookshop.com\/products\/preorder-how-not-to-fall-into-a-small-town-christmas-romance-signed-book","provider":"Scribbles Bookshop LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}